Schrodinger’s Douchebag: One who makes douchebag statements, particularly sexist, racist or otherwise bigoted ones, then decides whether they were “just joking” or dead serious based on whether other people in the group approve or not.
MOVING THIS INTO CIRCULATION IMMEDIATELY.
Also look up “gaslighting.”
just bc someone has low self esteem or has depression doesnt mean theyre not fucking disgusting and manipulative and i keep having to learn this lesson over and over
I don’t let myself play staring contests anymore
I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR A THOUSAND YEARS
After 10 years of hearing kitchen, sandwich, driving, fake geek girls, being physically weak, and PMS Jokes. I do not care about hurting the feelings of boys with (stereotypically masculine)jokes.
When suddenly remembering something stupid that I did like ten years ago.
I have never seen an more accurate depiction
i just want a boy who touches me distractedly
like sitting watching a movie and he just kinds of drags his fingers over your skin while watching and he doesn’t have a motive he’s not trying to tickle you or be sexual with you he’s just touching your skin and feeling the shape of your bones under that skin like it’s physically comforting for him to know that you’re there right under his fingertips
oh fuck i didnt know girls liked when i did this
how do girls look so hot at the beach with their wet hair and their wet bodies and i just look like a real fuked up peice of seaweed
getting usedtries to get used to to a saddle bawawa
They have no names or anything I just baww this is a nice thing
Its 2013 and I’m still debating over if The Pussycat Dolls said boobies or groupies
woah, its almost as if maybe i made this post last year
i wonder how people describe me when they’re talking about me to someone who’s never met me
"birth control violates religious beliefs" yea ok but remember that thing called the separation of church and state
you know the friendship’s real when there’s a rumour you’re gay for each other