Temperamental Microwave
Random much?

spideysass:

i’m tired of people saying lesbians hate men. that’s such bullshit. you don’t have to be a lesbian to hate men. everyone hates men

the4elemelons:

Well I did 6th grade wrong

spookydeantops:

U HAD SEX

WITHOUT ME?????

otterly-sherlocked:

gallifreyansquid:

the greatest movie of all time

That one kid that just drops in the last one

themoonphase:

I think the biggest turn on is knowing you turned someone else on.

i cannot tell you that i love you
as aphrodite loved adonis, for
we were not born of anger, and
when i touch your skin it does not
feel like blinding heat, it feels like
writing the first line of a poem,
like breathing in the sharp
september air.

(necessary. loving you feels necessary.)

and it’s not as though our love
measures itself in metal and blood
like that of paris and helena -
people will write no stories about it,
men will not go to war for it,
cities will not burn in our names.

we are not gods, and our love will
never be that of myth and legend:
temples shall not be built in our names,
so we will build them ourselves
with soft laughter and heavy eyes -
we shall worship over hot toast and
daytime tv, the only mourning i wish
for us will be the sadness of
sliding out from morning-soft sheets
and our goodbyes will only ever mean
‘see you soon’.

we are human, and our love will be
ever more beautiful for it.

me drawing traditional art

smellymuffin:

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catsbeaversandducks:

Don’t Be Sad, Look At These Baby Ducks

If you didn’t already know, baby ducks are pretty much precious little nuggets of joy. They have been clinically proven to cure depression and disease and all other problems because they are perfect.For now we will cure your sadness. In order to do so, you simply have to look at the following pictures of them. It’s an intense journey. Prepare yourself.

All the cuteness via BuzzFeed

camsfarts:

queen-wienerlooks:

shego:

shout out to people who have seen you naked but you can still have regular conversations with

shout out to people who can have regular conversations with you naked.

shout out to being naked

fappuclno:

I THINK WE ALL KNOW WHO RELEASED THE FBI VIRUS
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untexting:

it’s so sad when you crave someone you can’t have

suspend:

i think puberty works only for guys 

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