Temperamental Microwave
Random much?
Words I think we need

justplainsomething:

courtneystoker:

radiantbutterfly:

Schrodinger’s Douchebag: One who makes douchebag statements, particularly sexist, racist or otherwise bigoted ones, then decides whether they were “just joking” or dead serious based on whether other people in the group approve or not.

MOVING THIS INTO CIRCULATION IMMEDIATELY.

Also look up “gaslighting.”

the-stoner-sage:

vraieronique:

Body Art by Gesine Marwedel, Germain artist.

Wow 😻

moonofficial:

just bc someone has low self esteem or has depression doesnt mean theyre not fucking disgusting and manipulative and i keep having to learn this lesson over and over

roantnerd:

terezidactyl:

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I don’t let myself play staring contests anymore

I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR A THOUSAND YEARS

i lost

sosickweredead:

After 10 years of hearing kitchen, sandwich, driving, fake geek girls, being physically weak, and PMS Jokes. I do not care about hurting the feelings of boys with (stereotypically masculine)jokes.

s1uts:

givemeinternet:

When suddenly remembering something stupid that I did like ten years ago.

I have never seen an more accurate depiction

monobeartheater:

dimpleforyourthoughts:

i just want a boy who touches me distractedly

like sitting watching a movie and he just kinds of drags his fingers over your skin while watching and he doesn’t have a motive he’s not trying to tickle you or be sexual with you he’s just touching your skin and feeling the shape of your bones under that skin like it’s physically comforting for him to know that you’re there right under his fingertips

oh fuck i didnt know girls liked when i did this

cool-kids-cant-die:

how do girls look so hot at the beach with their wet hair and their wet bodies and i just look like a real fuked up peice of seaweed

hubedihubbe:

Young centaur getting used tries to get used to to a saddle bawawa

They have no names or anything I just baww this is a nice thing

clestroying:

whodoesntlovebandmerch:

clestroying:

Its 2013 and I’m still debating over if The Pussycat Dolls said boobies or groupies

Its 2014

woah, its almost as if maybe i made this post last year

urbancatfitters:

i wonder how people describe me when they’re talking about me to someone who’s never met me

mellarkish:

"birth control violates religious beliefs" yea ok but remember that thing called the separation of church and state

souflegirlandchinboy:

you know the friendship’s real when there’s a rumour you’re gay for each other

I can no longer hear the phrase “let’s get down to business” without wanting to defeat the Huns.

madlori:

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I encounter this phenomenon at least once a week.

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